RIP my sweet baby beard. I have loved you for so long these past few months but we knew I would have to go to work sooner or later #me #foreverbeardstrong #beard# #no #more

Ugly outfit of the day: I FUCKING LOVE THESE SHOWS!!! #me

Pitiful moment of the day: doing laundry at your moms house, decide to take a shower and pop the clothes you are wearing wash and go on a hunt to find something to put on and realize the only thing you can find is your old We Came As Romans shirt and you thought you were so cool back in the back and then realize “…. Nahhhhh not even close” hahahahahahahahahahaha ahhhhhh this self loathing is killing me #me #xhardcorex #xtoohardcore# #xaintnohardcorenomorex

How do people handle the fact that I’m just so rough and tough and manly? #falsestatements #me #uglyguy4life

Totally was a dude today and worked with hardware…. Hung a poster for the goose. #i’msomanly #me

All dressed up and no where to go… I love @polarbearclub and I love this sweater!

Wearing flannel as my Jammies tonight, bitches love it when I wear flannel as my jammies! #me #chubby #flannelforlife

WHAT TIME IS IT?!?!?! #Adventuretime! #me #chubby #bearded #jumberjacking (Taken with Instagram)

Flannel is the color of my energy #me #fouryearstrongreferencesmakeupmylife (Taken with Instagram)

Shhhhhh moncheri we shall not speak no no just fall in love (Taken with Instagram)